Archive for November, 2007
How To Control Your Wife
Do everything she says.
Why I Hate Your Kids
Your child might be staring at me like a third world Ethiopian toddler right now while I’m eating my chicken. It’s annoying and I’m starting to feel bad. But I just want to eat my chicken, by myself. I don’t want to share it and I don’t want to feel guilty for not sharing with [...]
I want this for Christmas
How To Pray
Today I feel like I don’t know how to pray. I know what I want to pray for and I know what to ask. I even know all of the right words. But for the past 24 hours I’ve failed to connect with God in a time of dire need. I begin praying and find [...]
Another Strange Paradox
A Strange Paradox
I’ve been reading The Four Loves by C.S. Lewis recently. This is the second time I’ve read the first half, but I am now making fair, even if slow, progress. For some reason I never made it through the first time, but I intend to this time. On Reading Lewis…To me, much of Lewis is [...]
“It’s not that bad.”
Jen, my wife, just got into bed with the following announcement. And I quote… “Baby, I like living with you. Its not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.” Goodnight.
FaceSpace
I just opened a Facebook account yesterday. It was a moment of weakness… Though I see now that I’ve held out longer than most people my age. And my grandparents age for that matter. It’s nice to see that Facebook is not yet as trashy and swarming with teenagers and toddlers as Myspace. Call me [...]
